搞笑版话剧三顾茅庐英语汉语互译课件.ppt

1、三顾茅庐三顾茅庐Three Visits to The CottageThree Visits to The Cottage Three visits to the cottage is a story from Three visits to the cottage is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese one of the Four Great classical Chinese novelsnovelsthe Three the Three KindomsKindoms.LiubeiLiubei,who ,who

2、visited visited ZhuGeliangsZhuGeliangs thatched cottage three thatched cottage three timestimes and and wanted to invite him to be his wanted to invite him to be his military adviser.Finally,military adviser.Finally,ZhuGeliangZhuGeliang was moved was moved by by LiubeiLiubei sincerity,helped the thr

3、ee sincerity,helped the three brothersbrothersLiubeiLiubei,GuanyuGuanyu and and ZhangfeiZhangfei to to establish the establish the ShuShu KindomKindom.NowNow，lets go into the story.lets go into the story.三顾茅庐三顾茅庐是四大中国古典小说是四大中国古典小说三国演义中的三国演义中的一个故事一个故事。刘备刘备三次访问三次访问诸葛亮诸葛亮的茅草屋的茅草屋,想邀请他做想邀请他做他的军事顾问。最后他的军

4、事顾问。最后,诸葛亮被刘备的诸葛亮被刘备的真诚感动真诚感动，帮助帮助三个兄弟建立三个兄弟建立了了蜀蜀汉汉王王朝朝。现在现在,让我们进入这个故事让我们进入这个故事。SCENE 1SCENE 1OutsideZhugeliangsHome A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.En?It dosent burn on.饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙.嗯？没点着嗯？没点着 Sorry，we can only has this.We cant smoke in the classroom!凑合着凑合着吧，老师

5、不让抽烟吧，老师不让抽烟We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang听说阿亮这个屌丝很牛逼。此番前来，定要邀请听说阿亮这个屌丝很牛逼。此番前来，定要邀请到亮哥。到亮哥。!WhatWhats s your your code?code?Buliang,go to open the door.布亮。去开门。Heng!A ni ha sai yao!Can you speak English?Can you speak Chinese?Can you speak Egyptian?This is zhus house.Let me strike the door!Open!Open!这

6、是诸葛亮的家。让我去敲门，开门！开门！Shut up!who are you?Im liubeiIm GuanyuIm sorryWhats Your Code(口令)？Whats the code?Oh,I see.“芝麻开门，信春哥，不挂科，信凤姐，得自信”Smart，he knows I like凤姐,hehe.(Open the door)Are these men asking for the debt?ImIm Liubei!We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.我是刘备，我来找诸葛亮和他老婆。Zhu said he is not in

7、.诸葛亮说他不在里面。En?Oh!No!.I mean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.不，不，我的意思是我的老板正在英国学习考英语六级，他这个月可能回不来。Well！He own our money.We wait for him here.好！他还欠我们的钱，我们在这里等他。Did your head kick by the donkey,or shove by the door?(你脑袋被驴踢了还是被门挤了)

8、Nobody knows that when he will come back。（没有人知（没有人知道他什么时候回来）道他什么时候回来）Thus,lets go home!My god!Why do you punish me?My god!Why do you punish me?天啊，你为什么要害我？天啊，你为什么要害我？Dont be sad,my boss.As I know,our Dont be sad,my boss.As I know,our Monitor doesnt pass the examination.Monitor doesnt pass the examina

9、tion.老大，不要伤心。据我所知我们的班长不会及格。老大，不要伤心。据我所知我们的班长不会及格。In the houseIn the houseWhat?Our monitor doesnt pass the What?Our monitor doesnt pass the examination?But,my English CET-4 examination?But,my English CET-4 also lost?also lost?（但是我的英语四级也挂了）（但是我的英语四级也挂了）SCENE 2SCENE 2Second Second Visit Visit Zhugelian

10、gsZhugeliangs Home HomeI think we wil manage it this time我想这一次我们能收服他Stop!Stop!What are we doing here?Attention!You two!Be clever this time!停停!停停!我们现在在做什么呢我们现在在做什么呢?注意注意!你们两个机灵点！你们两个机灵点！What?If you dont pull me,I will easily kill him with my strong throat!什么？如果你不拉我，我将用我的咆哮杀死他！Who is this?Who is this?

11、你是？你是？I come here to charge the bill of I come here to charge the bill of electricity.electricity.我是来收电费的我是来收电费的We are here again,bother to notice We are here again,bother to notice your boss.your boss.我们第二次来这，想请教你们的老板我们第二次来这，想请教你们的老板I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my I just feel some feeling

12、of sorrow in my heart.heart.我只是感到心里有些悲哀我只是感到心里有些悲哀Is Is MrMr ZhuGeZhuGe home?We want to have a talk with home?We want to have a talk with him,please.him,please.诸葛先生在家吗诸葛先生在家吗?我们想要我们想要请他谈一谈请他谈一谈 Its doesnt matter if you see me Its doesnt matter if you see me or not,Im standing right there,or not,Im s

13、tanding right there,你见，或者不见我你见，或者不见我,我就在那里我就在那里 with no emotion with no emotion 不悲不喜不悲不喜 its doesnt matter if you miss me its doesnt matter if you miss me or not,or not,你念，或者不念我你念，或者不念我the feeling is right there,the feeling is right there,情就在那里情就在那里and it isnt going anywhere,and it isnt going anywhe

14、re,不来不去不来不去 its doesnt matterits doesnt matter What?What?Im afraid someone important of him Im afraid someone important of him died died here.here.Lets go.Maybe we Lets go.Maybe we should come next time.should come next time.我恐怕有重要事使他死在了这里。让我们走。也许我我恐怕有重要事使他死在了这里。让我们走。也许我们应该下次再来。们应该下次再来。Oh,I wish Zhu

15、 Oh,I wish Zhu GeliangGeliang doesnt die.doesnt die.Oh Oh 我希望诸葛亮不要死我希望诸葛亮不要死SCENE SCENE 3 3Third Third VisitOutsideVisitOutside ZhugeliangsZhugeliangs HomeHome18Please tell me in time when you would see him next time,let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to go there time and ti

16、me again.你下次你下次看到他请及时告看到他请及时告诉我诉我,让我把他绑起来。他真的不值得麻烦你去那里一次又一次。让我把他绑起来。他真的不值得麻烦你去那里一次又一次。Everything is cloud(一切都是浮云).These days,the borrower is the god!Lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.这些天这些天,借款人是上借款人是上帝帝!让我们再去一次让我们再去一次,用我们最温暖的心来感到他。用我们最温暖的心来感到他。My boss is at home today,b

17、ut he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!我老板今天在家我老板今天在家,但他在英但他在英语六级。请你们稍等语六级。请你们稍等!Xiao Zhu!Come out!Brothers,help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece.Get out,or I will burn your house down!小诸小诸!出来出来!大哥大哥,帮我照顾我的帮我照顾我的第七叔叔和他的第三个侄女。都出去第七叔叔和他的第三个侄女。都出去,我将会把他的房子烧掉我

18、将会把他的房子烧掉!（葵花点穴手）（葵花点穴手）I press，I press.I press continual.I break.Brothers words is right,but we will be dead of hungry.Who is yelling outside my house?谁在我的房子外面大叫?Its your grandpa Zhang.Repay our money,or I will give you some colour to see see.是你张爷爷。是你张爷爷。赶紧还我们的钱赶紧还我们的钱,否则我要给你点颜色看看。否则我要给你点颜色看看。I am

19、a 纯爷们,Lets fight!$!#%&$*&%#21嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿I can make I can make LiubeiLiubei go back with nothing by my go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.sliver tongue.（我将用我的三寸不烂之舌让刘备滚回去）（我将用我的三寸不烂之舌让刘备滚回去）LiangzaiLiangzai.I have.I have waitted waitted you for a long time!you for a long time!亮仔，我等候你多时了。亮仔，我等候你多时了。O

20、h!You are Oh!You are LiubeiLiubei.What can I do for you?.What can I do for you?oh oh 你是刘备。我能为你做点什么你是刘备。我能为你做点什么My brother,you have borrowed me$500,when you will My brother,you have borrowed me$500,when you will repay it for me?I have starved for several days.repay it for me?I have starved for severa

21、l days.我的兄弟我的兄弟,你当年借我你当年借我500美元美元,你什么时候还给我你什么时候还给我?我已经饿了好我已经饿了好几天拉。几天拉。I owe you$500?who can testify it?But if you can give me a chance,I will give you back something better.I am an honest man.我欠你我欠你500美元美元?谁能证明它呢谁能证明它呢?但如果你能给我一个机会但如果你能给我一个机会,我将给你回来更我将给你回来更好的东西。我是一个诚实的人。好的东西。我是一个诚实的人。Why should I gi

22、ve you a chance?I will speak it to the judge.我为什么要给你一个机会我为什么要给你一个机会?我将讲它法官。我将讲它法官。Please look at yourself,although having ambition,you Please look at yourself,although having ambition,you are just a guarder.But I can help you enlarge your are just a guarder.But I can help you enlarge your power from

23、 this base,and then attack power from this base,and then attack CaocaoCaocao.At last.At last I believe that you can reign the whole country.I believe that you can reign the whole country.请看看请看看你自己你自己,虽然有雄心虽然有雄心,你只是一个守卫者。但我可以帮助你扩大你只是一个守卫者。但我可以帮助你扩大你的力量，从这个基地你的力量，从这个基地,然后攻击曹操。最后然后攻击曹操。最后,我相信你可以统我相信你可以

24、统治整个国家。治整个国家。Wa wa wa.Im so surprised!I dont know you are so ideal（有理想的）.I will be the king.我将会做皇帝If I give you a country,could I not repay your money?如果我给你一个国家如果我给你一个国家,可以不还你的钱吗可以不还你的钱吗?En.Of cause.But I need your help.Are you willing to create a new country together with us？当然。但我需要你的帮助。你愿意和我们在一起创当

25、然。但我需要你的帮助。你愿意和我们在一起创建一个新的国家吗？建一个新的国家吗？I want But I cant.我想我想,但是我不能。但是我不能。If you dont help me,the people will live a harder life,please dont refuse.如果你不帮我如果你不帮我,人民将生活在一个困难的环境里人民将生活在一个困难的环境里,请你不要拒绝。请你不要拒绝。Ensorry,I cant.Because my monitor forces me to pass the CET-6 recently.If you can help me to res

26、olve the problem,I will help you.（en en 对不起，对不起，我不能。因为我的班长最近我不能。因为我的班长最近让我通过英语六级考试。如果你能帮我解决这个问题让我通过英语六级考试。如果你能帮我解决这个问题,我将帮我将帮助你打天下。）助你打天下。）En.Yes!We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.是的是的!我们可以透支我们的我们可以透支我们的工资从曹操那儿买到英语六级答案。工资从曹操那儿买到英语六级答案。Brother,come here.Everything is fak

27、e now.Why cant we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key?二哥二哥,过来。现在一切都过来。现在一切都是假的。为什么我们不能找到人来帮助我们作弊或是假的。为什么我们不能找到人来帮助我们作弊或者买答案呢者买答案呢?Good idea!Just do it!Lets go for Caocao.好主意好主意!现在就做现在就做!让我们去找曹操让我们去找曹操 Then the threes goes to Then the threes goes to CaocaoCaocao to overdraft their salary from to overdraft their salary from CaocaoCaocao to buy the key for to buy the key for ZhugeliangZhugeliang然后他们兄弟三人去找曹操然后他们兄弟三人去找曹操,用他们透支的用他们透支的薪水去为诸葛亮买考试答案薪水去为诸葛亮买考试答案TheEnd